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Joke
开心一天
六 21st
1、宿舍老三的的媳妇养了一只小猫，端午放假，MM回家，小猫丢到咱们宿舍寄养着
可怜啊 ，那仨懒人完全无视小猫饥饿的喵喵声，沉浸在游戏球赛猫片等各种不可自拔。
也就我偶尔在吃饭的时候丢点到地上喂养之, 2天下来，宿舍小强基本绝迹，被可怜的小猫饥不择食地捕捉掉了。。。
今儿晚上。。。老四冲凉回来开始聚精会神地撕自己的脚皮
只见那猫蹲在老四凳子下守候着，掉下一块脚皮。。。
它竟然闻了闻~~然后就这么吃进去了~~~还嚼啊嚼的。。。
老四乐了，继续马不停蹄的撕着，丢给小猫
一边撕一边冲我们叫唤：“快看嘿，这猫啥都吃嘿！”（罪过，还不是咱给饿的）
精彩的来了！老四看着小猫吃的挺欢，若有所思地说，“……这脚皮好吃？”
然后！！他小心翼翼地撕下一小块。。。。小心翼翼地闻了闻。。。。小心翼翼地放在了嘴里。。。。。然后十分谨慎地嚼了若干下。。。。
还好。。最后他吐出来了。。然后蛋定地说：“这不是没什么味道么~”
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。。。好吧 感谢老四发现了新食谱。。。=。= Read more...
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I’ll See to the Rest
A guard was about to signal his train to start when he saw an attractive girl standing on the platform by an open door, talking to another pretty girl inside the carriage. Read more...
A joke a day
五 16th
An elderly man had serious hearing problems for many years. He went to the doctor and the doctor was able to have him fitted for a set of hearing aids that allowed him to hear 100%.
The elderly man went back in a month to the doctor and the doctor diagnosed, “Your hearing is perfect! Your family must be very pleased.”
To which the elderly man said, “Oh, I haven’t told them yet. I just sit and listen to their conversations. I’ve already changed my will three times!” Read more...
